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godfood- 12-29-2005
Ok, this one is a lot of fun. What you do is make a wish, then the next person to post grant's your wish and put's an evil twist onto it. I'll give an example.

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Shadow post's: I wish for every sheep I killed, I got a 10k bank check.

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Darian Reply's: Wish granted, but now there is a 10k bank box fee for opening it. I wish I could come across a Hooded Shroud of Shadows for Darian.

and so on. More examples of wish's and responses can be found here Elysium Isles Forums.
I'll start
I wish - We had a shard for XMLSpawnerFan.com (Seriously, I do . If you can host, or know someone that can PM me)
Vix- 12-29-2005

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I wish - We had a shard for XMLSpawnerFan.com

wish granted, but you are unable to access the shard..
i wish i would win the lottery for 50 million and not have to share it with anyone
godfood- 12-29-2005
Granted, but you are payed entirely in pennies and they bring in dump truck loads and dump it all on your front lawn.
I wish i had never started smoking.
Vix- 12-29-2005

QUOTE (godfood @ Dec 29 2005, 04:31 PM)
I wish i had never started smoking.

granted, but now you cant stop eating pork rinds
I wish i didnt have to go to work today..
and btw... *strips naked and swims thru her pennies*
godfood- 12-29-2005
Granted, You decide to go shopping instead. On your way to the mall you car get's side swiped by a semi traveling at 85 miles an hour and you die a painful horrible death.
I wish I had a 2006 corvette
Vix- 12-29-2005
Granted but the semi also turns your 2006 corvette into a compact mirror with you in, dying a firey amputated death.
I wish i had a maid that would clean up this durn house
ArteGordon- 12-29-2005
wish granted, but after cleaning the house the maid kicks you out and moves in.
I wish I had some of those pork rinds
Vix- 12-29-2005
granted, but while eating the pork rinds you realize you seriously need something to drink and the only thing you have to drink is last years egg nog..
I wish i could fall asleep
godfood- 12-30-2005
Granted, but you fall asleep on your keyboard and sleep for a solid 8 hours. When you wake up you have a nice deep keyboard imprint on your face. Not only that but your room mate catches you and takes a picture and put's up on XMLSpawnerFan.com for everyone to see.
I wish I had an Alienware Laptop.
Rule of the day for Today (Thursday the 29th @ 2:50 pm CST) is: In every post you must use at least one of the XMLSpawner Emoticons in a creative manner. For example, replace the word "ok" with
AH HA! for Vix, and for Arte.
Zyle- 12-30-2005
Granted, but as soon as you get it Zyle steals it.
I wish I'd waited until my coffee had cooled down a bit before taking a huge gulp this morning. It burrrrrrrrns!
godfood- 12-30-2005
Granted, While you are waiting for it to cool down a fly lands in the coffe and is badly burned rendering it unable to fly and it drown's sinking to the bottom of your coffee mug where you can't see it. Once it's cool, You drink it and end up with a mouth full of fly .
I wish I could get payed to do nothing.
Vix- 01-04-2006
Granted but your paid in peanuts..
Wish my boss would pull his head out of his ass and stop being a jackoff.
godfood- 01-04-2006
Granted, he decides to stick it up your ass instead.
I wish I had some chocolate left. (Someone seems to have stolen it all *Glares*)
Vix- 01-04-2006
granted.... *sticks finger down throat*
i wish IE would stop with the pop ups! *gives them the evil eye*
Zyle- 01-05-2006
Granted - instead your browser is so full of ad banners that you can't see a thing you're looking for.
I wish this damned igloo had double glazing.