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HellRazor- 01-29-2007
Granted! UO becomes the most popular game of all time, driving all other game companies out of business. But you despise the changes they made to make it popular with every fiber of your being - and the login servers are constantly jammed so you can never get online anyway.
I wish I could write efficient C# code faster.
privacy- 02-01-2007
Granted! Now all your life is devoted to writing C#, removing all the hindurances such as your life outside coding and the time to utilize the finished code you've made.
I wish it takes less than three days to come up with next corruption
Xarlon- 02-01-2007
Granted, but some freak you've never heard of before grants it.
I wish my GF's grandmother would die. (she does too)
privacy- 02-01-2007
Granted, but it would be considered a homicide since her death was caused by your wish and proof is cluttered here in this thread to sentence you FOR LIFE.
I wish a private harem with hundred babes.
Xarlon- 02-01-2007
Granted, you now have a harem of 100 babes, but they're all around 3 years old and you're arrested for being a pedophile. You are sentenced to 14 consecutive life sentences (because there were so many), and in prison the inmates beat and rape you constantly, while the guards stand back watching and laughing.
I wish it was easier to find fireworks year round instead of just New Years and Independence Day.
privacy- 02-02-2007
Granted, now fireworks are launched 24/7 and everyone is suffering of chronic sleeplessness because of the noise they are making during nights.
Regarding to your last grant, I wish it's a woman-only gender prison where all the inmates raping me are hot chicks.
HellRazor- 02-02-2007

QUOTE (privacy @ February 02, 2007 09:00 am)
Granted, now fireworks are launched 24/7 and everyone is suffering of chronic sleeplessness because of the noise they are making during nights. Regarding to your last grant, I wish it's a woman-only gender prison where all the inmates raping me are hot chicks.

Granted! However, because it's a woman only prison, you are castrated prior to sentencing.
I wish I was independantly wealthy.
privacy- 02-02-2007
Granted, now you are independantly wealthy in sorrow and misfortune!
I wish I was a model citizen.
HellRazor- 02-02-2007
Granted! You are now a citizen made entirely of plastic. Some assembly required.
I wish there was world peace!
privacy- 02-04-2007
Granted, you just had a world peace of 1 millisecond... in Mars!
I wish my physics test goes well tomorrow.
HellRazor- 02-04-2007
Granted! Your physics test goes well, but you fail all the rest of your classes.
I wish today was Friday!
privacy- 02-05-2007
Granted, but doing that you skipped the wednesday when you would have been appointed as the ruler of the world and thursday when a genin would have made a visit to grant all your wishes.
I wish I were better at playing guitar.
HellRazor- 02-05-2007
Granted! You can now play guitar better, but the blisters on your fingertips become infected and the doctors have to amputate both of your hands at the wrists.
I wish there was no prejudice in the world.
privacy- 02-05-2007
Granted, now there's no prejudice in the world!... because everyone looks, thinks and acts the same. No diversity left to prejudice!
I wish I had some bananas and terracotta pie
Xarlon- 02-06-2007
Granted, but you ordered them from a potting company and they expertly craft you a pie and some bannana's made out of terra cotta... quite unedible, but at least they look pretty.
I wish I had a working dishwasher. (the kind I can fill with dishes, press 3 buttons, and 2 hours later the dishes in it are clean, and preferably not broken)