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Greystar- 04-22-2008

QUOTE (HellRazor @ April 22, 2008 03:53 am)
Granted! You've been hired as the chief executive officer for a multi-million dollar corporation. However, within minutes, the board of directors realizes that you are totally unqualified for the job and you are terminated without pay or benefits under your contract's separation clause.
I wish gas prices were under $1 a gallon again.

Granted! But as you are driving to get gas in your car, the car explodes killing you and injuring 6 people in the blast radius.
I wish I had a job!
(PS just got laid off on Friday).